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"Our highly skilled, yet affordable physicians treat each patient with compassion and dignity."
We are completely sensitive to the reality that, since you cannot afford health insurance, you now find a large uncomfortable rigid object inserted into your anus. That's right, we here at The HomeprobeTM endeavor to turn a distressing metaphor into a practical win-win situation.
Republicans will love The HomeprobeTM as it is a market driven solution to a public health issue and will, barring any pesky lawsuits, deliver a handsome profit to our shareholders. We would like to assure the Republican Party (especially the pious) that no pleasure can be achieved by an individual using our device.The Democrats will also love The HomeprobeTM because it is affordable and we supply our drugs from off-shore dispensaries.
